Easy to Love - Fast and Foolproof Valentines Menu For 2

They say love is a battlefield, but your kitchen need not be.

If you're looking to whip up an easy, elegant, and delicious meal for your special someone, the dishes on today's Valentines Menu for 2 will allow you to do just that while looking pretty cool the whole time:

2 Course Valentines Day Menu 

Asparagus and Prosciutto Toasts with Truffle Oil and Poached Egg

Lamb Loin Chops With Meyer Lemon and Herb Butter


Whether you're a pro or a cooking novice, these recipes are relatively easy and come together nicely with just a bit of planning. The Lamb practically makes itself and the bright yet subtle Herb Butter that accompanies it is fast and simple. Especially creative cooks might even think about cutting the butter pats into an adorable heart shapes - extra points! More tips on the planning and prepping for this meal can be found below. First, let's check out the results:

Lamb Loin Chops with Meyer Lemon and Herb Butter, Photo: NK 

Asparagus and Prosciutto Toasts with Truffle and Poached Egg, Photo: NK

Now, a few important notes on timing and the ideal preparation order to accompany the recipes below:

Planning and Order of Prep:

Make the Herb Butter in advance if you like. It can be stored in the freezer and brought to room temp before serving.

The Day Of:

Take Lamb out of the fridge to bring meat to room temperature. Tip - Meat ALWAYS cooks best when it's started at room temperature. 

Preheat the Oven for the Lamb Chops - 350

If frozen, take the Herb Butter out of the freezer and slice into rounds. Allow to sit at room temperature until ready to serve. 

Place water in a medium sized high sided saute pan (for the Poached Eggs).

On another burner, fill a medium sized sauce pan with water (for cooking the Asparagus).

Heat a medium sized oven proof skillet over medium-high flame for several minutes (for browning Lamb).

Season the Lamb on both sides with Salt and Pepper.

Sear Lamb in the medium sized skillet on both sides (3 min per side), then transfer the skillet to the hot oven to finish the Lamb.

Place Asparagus in medium sauce pan once water is boiling. Boil 3 minutes. Strain and set aside. 

About two minutes before the Lamb will be done cooking, toast the Bread for the Asparagus Toasts. Now Brush with Truffle Oil and sprinkle Toasts with Pepper.

Remove Lamb Skillet from the oven and cover lightly with foil. Allow Lamb to sit about 5 minutes before serving.

Crack each Egg into a small bowl. 

Place Prosciutto on top of each of the Toasts, and arrange several spears of Asparagus on top. 

Turn on the flame on beneath the medium sized sauce pan (for poaching the Eggs). When the water comes to gentle boil, add a dash of vinegar and carefully shimmy the Eggs into the water. Allow them to poach for 1-2 minutes until the Whites are opaque and the Yolks runny. Remove immediately with a slotted spoon and place one Poached Egg gently atop each Asparagus Toast. Sprinkle with a tiny bit of Salt and Pepper.

Plate and garnish the Lamb, adding a round of Herb Butter on each Chop. Enjoy! 

How to Assemble, Photo: NK 

Lamb Loin Chops With Meyer Lemon and Herb Butter
Serves 2 
Lamb Ingredients:
4 Bone In Lamb Loin Chops - 6-7 Oz each
Coarse Salt
Freshly Ground Black Pepper
1 Meyer Lemon or Organic Lemon, halved
4 Slices Meyer Lemon Herb Butter (Recipe Below*)
 
Method:
Prepare Herb Butter. Recipe follows Below* 

Preheat oven to 350. 

Bring Lamb to room temperature.

Sprinkle liberally on both sides with Coarse Salt and Black Pepper.

Heat an oven proof skillet over medium high flame for several minutes. 

Sear Lamb for 3 minutes per side until golden brown. 

Transfer skillet to oven and cook for 22 minutes for medium rare.

Remove skillet from the oven and  lightly tent it and the lamb with foil for 4-5 minutes.

When ready to serve, squeeze a bit of Meyer Lemon over each chop and top with a round of Herb Butter. Optionally garnish with Rosemary, Chives, and Lemon halves.  


Herb Butter for Lamb 

Rosemary, Chives, Oregano, Meyer Lemons, Photo:NK

Yields 1/2 Cup or 1 Stick
*May be made ahead and frozen 

Ingredients:

1 Stick of Salted Butter,room temperature

1/4 teaspoon Dried Oregano or 1/2 teaspoon Fresh Chopped Oregano

1.5 teaspoons chopped Fresh Chives

2 teaspoons finely minced Fresh Rosemary

Zest of 1 Meyer Lemon or Organic Lemon
A quick squeeze of Lemon Juice 

Method:

Mix the Herbs and Zest and dash of Lemon Juice into the butter until well incorporated. 

Spoon the butter onto a sheet of plastic wrap, and try to spoon it a row. Roll up the plastic wrap around the butter to create a log shape.

Transfer to the freezer for 10 minutes or so the refrigerator or until firm. 

Slice and bring Butter to room temperature before serving. 

When Lamb Chops are still warm, top each with a round of butter and serve. 

Any leftover butter can be stored in the freezer 1-2 days for another use. 


Asparagus and Prosciutto Toasts with Truffle Oil and Poached Egg
Inspired by Anthony David's Restaurant
Serves 2 - Yields 2 Toasts
Cook's Note:  The only potentially tricky part is poaching the eggs for this recipe. When in doubt, it's a great idea practice ahead of time. Even if something goes awry, you can always poach another Egg in just a few minutes. You'll want your yolk to be runny - that's the beauty of this recipe and what makes it so heavenly - not to mention the truffle flavor!

Ingredients:
1/2 bunch of Asparagus (about 8 to 10 spears)
2 Eggs
2 Slices Prosciutto (or 4 slices, 2 each, if you like)
Salt and Pepper
Truffle Butter or Truffle Oil (optional but recommended)
2 longish slices of Italian Bread (a sliced round of Semolina works well)
Vinegar, for poaching the Eggs 

Method:
Boil water and toss in the Asparagus. Boil for 3 minutes and strain, pouring cool water over the Asparagus Spears to stop the cooking. 

Toast the Bread very lightly. You want to be able to cut it easily once served. Now Brush with Truffle Oil and sprinkle Toasts with Pepper.

Crack each egg into a small bowl. 

Place Prosciutto on top of each of the Toasts, and arrange several spears of Asparagus on top as pictured above. 

Turn on the flame on beneath a medium sized sauce pan. When the water comes to gentle boil, add a dash of vinegar and carefully shimmy the Eggs into the water. Allow them to poach for 1-2 minutes until the Whites are opaque and the Yolks runny. Remove immediately with a slotted spoon and place one Poached Egg gently atop each Asparagus Toast. Sprinkle with a tiny bit of Salt and Pepper.

What's for Dessert, you ask? 

Well, as I always say, make it easy on yourself. Buy a beautiful ready made pastry, or make last year's super easy Fruit Kebab and Chocolate Fondue (recipe HERE). It comes together quickly in the microwave and is easy and fun to assemble. Maybe you're in an ice cream mood and you'd like our Grasshopper Ice Cream "Pie" Sundae (recipe HERE). I chose to finish today's menu with a Traditional New York Egg Cream from Gale Gand's classic interpretation (recipe HERE). Whatever you do, be sure to enjoy your Valentines Day and remember that nothing says "I love you" like a delicious meal.

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Play-By-Plate: Super Bowl Party Recap

What's better than beer and football? Beer, football, and great food - ideally, lots of it.

Beer and Cheddar Fondue with Chicken Brats and Soft Pretzels, Photo: NK 

Today's post is a recap of the menu from our Super Bowl party last week. We were really happy with how all the food came out! Our menu included a very tasty Beer-Spiked Fondue, refreshing Crab Salad Bites, fall-off-the-bone tender Old Bay Buffalo Wings, and our zesty Turkey Meatloaf served with homemade sauce on brioche buns. Last but not least, we served a heavenly Bacon and Leek Mac 'n' Cheese that my Mom had made us from Rachael Ray's Recipe HERE. It was really good! We were 6 people in total but all the recipes below are easily adaptable to feed much larger crowds. Next time you're hosting some friends, be sure to kick off the good times with these crowd pleasing recipes.

Super Bowl for Six

Lump Crab Salad on Cucumber
 
Individual Beer and Cheddar Fondue With Bavarian Pretzels and Chicken Bratwurst

Old Bay Baked Buffalo Wings

Best Ever Turkey Meatloaf on Brioche Rolls


Here we go....

Making the Crab Salad, Photo: NK 

Crab Salad Bites on Cucumber 
Adapted from the Food Network Kitchens
Serves 6 - 8 

Ingredients:
1 Pound Lump Crabmeat, picked over for shells. 
1 stalk Celery, cut into an 1/8 inch dice
5 Tablespoons Fresh Chives, thinly sliced
1 Tablespoon Minced Fresh Tarragon
1/4 Cup + 1 Tablespoon Low Fat Mayonnaise
2.5 Tablespoons Sour Cream
1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice
1/2 teaspoon Dijon Mustard
Kosher Salt
Freshly Ground Pepper

3 Large Thick Cucumbers peeled and sliced into centimeter thick rounds. You can also create a few cucumber cups if you like - click HERE for the how to. 

Method: 
In a medium bowl, lightly toss Crab, Tarragon, Chives and Celery together.  

In a small bowl, mix Sour Cream, Mayonnaise, Lemon Juice, Dijon Mustard and Salt and Pepper to Taste. Carefully mix into the Crab bowl. 

Spoon the Crab Salad onto the Cucumber Chips or carefully into the Cucumber Cups. 
Sprinkle some extra Chives to Garnish. Use any leftovers to make a Crab Roll Sandwich or Serve over a salad. 

Lump Crab Salad Bites on Cucumber, Photo: NK  

Beer and Cheddar Fondue with Chicken Bratwurst and Soft Pretzels
Adapted from Rachael Ray
Serves 6 to 8 

Ingredients:
1 Pound Good Quality Sharp Cheddar, shredded
1/2 Pound Gruyere, shredded
1.5 Tablespoons All Purpose Flour
1 Cup German Lager Beer
2 Tablespoons Spicy Brown Mustard 
7 Drops Tabasco Sauce
1 Tablespoon Worcestershire Sauce
6 Soft Pretzels 
6 Chicken Bratwursts
Cornichon Pickles

Special Equipment - Wood or Metal Skewers - 1 per person

Method: 
Boil water in a large sauce pan and toss in the Brats. Lower to a simmer and cook for for 10 minutes until warmed through.

Meanwhile, toss Cheeses together with the flour.
Add beer to a medium pot and heat until it is bubbling over a medium flame.  
Reduce heat to simmer and stir in shredded Cheese, a handful at a time. 
Stir constantly so that you are melting the Cheese handful by handful. 
Stir in a figure 8 pattern using a wooden spoon or spatula. 

When the cheese is fully incorporated add the Mustard, Worcestershire and Hot Sauce. Stir and transfer to a warm fondue pot or serve in individual ramekins as pictured. Slice up the Brats, serve with Pretzels and Pickles. 

OLD BAY BAKED BUFFALO WINGS 
Click HERE for the recipe.

Baked Old Bay Buffalo Wings, Photo: NK 

And finally, last week's 

Best Ever Turkey Meatloaf served in a brioche bun with homemade barbecue glaze. For the recipe, click HERE.

Turkey Meatloaf Subs, Photo: NK

ENJOY!

Life's Better With Bacon - Steamed Bacon Buns With Hoisin

Steamed Bacon Buns, Photo: NK

In keeping with the premise of this blog, when I can't take the heat, I get into the kitchen. 

Cooking is my favorite therapy, so that's just what I did when an exhausting and oddly emotional week peppered with endless snafus crescendoed to an impressive finale. 

Just when we thought we could relish the remainder of a blessedly quiet Sunday, we figured out the pipes in our apartment had frozen, leaving us with no water for hours. Sigh... 


When life gets a bit zany, I always check my moon calendar. Sure enough, it was a full one! Thankfully, the situation finally corrected itself, leaving us free to explore the universally restorative power of carbs and salt-cured meats. 

Grace Parisi's shortcut version of one of our favorite Chinese street food - Steamed Pork Buns - is brilliant. 

Delicious Steamed Bacon Buns with Hoisin, Photo: NK 

With my creative powers sapped from exhaustion, I didn't even attempt adapting this already clever and surprisingly easy recipe. Today, I'll just take you though it step by step and suggest some pointers along the way. Parisi's version simplifies your life by using packaged biscuit dough for the buns, and thick-cut bacon to sub in for harder to find pork belly. Add some zesty garnishes like Radish, Scallion, Sriracha and Hoisin sauce, and you've got a bursting-with-flavor tender steamed Bun filled with smoky-sweet Bacon. 
Trust me, you'll impress yourself. 

Steamed Bacon Buns with Hoisin

Photo: NK 

Recipe by Grace Parisi of Food and Wine
Serves 4 

Ingredients:
1/2 Pound Thick-Cut Smoked Bacon, cut into 2 inch pieces 
16 1/8-inch thick rounds of fresh peeled Ginger
1 Cup Low-Sodium Chicken Broth
1/4 Cup Mirin
1/4 Cup Unseasoned Rice Vinegar
2 Tablespoons Sugar
1 Tablespoon Soy Sauce
One 16 Ounce Tube Buttermilk Biscuits (Pillsbury Grands - 8 Biscuits per tube)
Hoisin Sauce
Sriracha Sauce
Sliced Radishes
Bread and Butter Pickles 
Scallions, roughly chopped 
Special Equipment: 
Heavy-Duty or Regular Aluminum Foil
A Large Broiler Pan  
A 9x13 inch Baking Pan 

Method:

Sizzling Bacon and Ginger, Photo: NK 

In a large and deep skillet, cook the Bacon and the Ginger Coins over medium-high heat for about 5 minutes. 

Turn the Bacon over once midway through. The Bacon should become lightly golden brown. Spoon off some of the fat from the pan and discard. Next, add the Chicken Broth, Mirin, Rice Vinegar, Sugar, and Soy Sauce. Turn the heat down low and simmer, turning the Bacon occasionally until the liquid is reduced to a syrup-like glaze - about 10 minutes. Cover the skillet and keep warm.

Meanwhile, fill up a large roasting pan with 2 inches of water. Set 4 ramekins in each corner or the pan. Line a 9x13 inch baking pan with parchment and spray it down with Vegetable Oil or other non-stick spray. Arrange the Biscuits in the baking pan and set the pan on top of the ramekins in the roasting pan. You are basically creating a makeshift steamer basket. (You could certainly use a traditional metal steamer basket over a pot of boiling water but it would likely only hold 3 to 4 Biscuits at a time.)

Homemade Steamer, Photo: NK 

Now, Cover the roasting pan tightly with foil, heavy duty foil if you have it. The goal is to trap the steam that will rise from the bottom roasting pan so it will flow into the baking pan that's atop it. Set your makeshift steamer over a burner on the top of your stove and turn the flame to medium high. As the water in the pan boils, your buns will begin to steam. Check them at around 8 minutes, being careful of the escaping steam that will flow out (neurotic danger!). The original recipe says the bun steaming should take 8 minutes. My Buns took about 12 ( I think my foil wasn't sealed tightly enough). Just keep an eye on them. When they are finished they will be fluffy rather than doughy and cooked through. 

Remove buns and let them cool for a minute. Carefully split them in half and lay on a cutting board. Spread the bottoms with Hoisin and the tops with Sriracha. Portion out even amounts of Bacon on each Bun, and pour some of the pan glaze on top. Finish with sliced Scallions, Radishes, and Pickles. Close the buns and serve right away. 

I hope you swoon over these the way we did! Wishing a calm and happy week to all! 

Photo: NK

Super Bowl, Super Flavor - Best Ever Turkey Meatloaf

Here at Neurotic Kitchen our wintertime jones for Comfort Food continues. This week, it's Meatloaf - an American favorite and a perfect consolation food to enjoy if this football season left your favorite team out in the cold. Here in the New York area, we are sorely in need of something to lift our Super Bowl spirits, and this party-ready, bursting with flavor Turkey Meatloaf is just the ticket. 

Best Ever Turkey Meatloaf, Photo: NK 

Today's recipe comes to us courtesy of my good friend Marina. Even though she's moved back to Midwest, she's still keeping me updated on the exciting goings on in her kitchen. Marina is a lot like me - she enjoys big flavors. When we'd go out on the town, our martinis were always extra dirty and our buffalo wings extra spicy. Her very loose adaptation of Ina Garten's wonderful Turkey Meatloaf has a lot going for it: extra spice, extra moistness, and finally, an extra special glaze that doubles as a sauce for serving. 

Looking for a main-event Super Bowl party dish? Look no further. A loaf of Best Ever Turkey Meatloaf, sliced up, feeds numerous guests. Just add rolls and some sauce, maybe even some sautéed onions, and you've got fantastic, boldly flavored make-ahead Meatloaf sandwiches. 

Best Ever Turkey Meatloaf
Adapted from Marina E. and Inspired by Ina Garten
Serves 4 to 5 

Photo: NK

Ingredients:

1 large Yellow Onion, roughly chopped

1 Stalk Celery, roughly chopped

1 large Carrot, peeled and roughly chopped

3 large Garlic Cloves

6 Sprigs of Fresh Thyme. leaves only

2 Tablespoons Olive Oil 

1/2 teaspoon Black Pepper

1/2 teaspoon Crushed Red Pepper - or more to taste

1 teaspoon Oregano 

Salt to Taste

1 Lb dark meat Ground Turkey 

1 Lb Lean Ground Turkey

2 Tablespoons Tomato Paste

1/4 Cup Worcestershire Sauce

Just over a 1/3 Cup Chicken Stock

1/2 Cup Sun Dried Tomatoes, roughly chopped - not the ones packed in oil

3/4 Cup Panko Breadcrumbs

2 Large Eggs Beaten 
1.25 Cups Basting and Serving Sauce* Ingredients and Recipe follow 

*Basting and Serving Sauce
Adapted from Alton Brown and Marina E
Yield - About a 1.25 Cups

Ingredients:

1 Cup Ketchup

3-4 Tablespoons Prepared BBQ Sauce (optional)

2 teaspoons Cumin

4 teaspoons Dry Mustard

3 Tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce

Several dashes of Tabasco or other Hot Sauce to taste

2 Tablespoons Honey or Agave Syrup

2 Tablespoons of Water or Dark Beer

Meatloaf Preparation Method:

Preheat oven to 325 with rack in the middle, and another rack below. 

*Mix together the Basting and Serving Sauce by combining all ingredients. Set aside. You will glaze Meatloaf with it before cooking and again about a half hour in. 

Using food processor, combine the first 4 ingredients (Onion, Celery, Carrot, Garlic) until they form a coarse yet paste-like consistency. Next, add Fresh Thyme Leaves, and Sun Dried Tomatoes to the processor. Pulse 5 or 6 times until incorporated (little chunks of Sun Dried Tomatoes will taste good in the meatloaf).

Photo: NK

In a medium saucepan  on low heat, add Olive Oil and Vegetable paste mixture. Sweat the mixture until all the rawness has cooked out of it. This should take about 5 minutes. During this time, add a generous dose of Salt, the Black Pepper and Red Pepper, and the Oregano. Now add Chicken Stock, Tomato Paste, and Worcestershire Sauce. Stir to Combine. Pop the pot into the freezer to cool it quickly.

In a large bowl, combine Turkey Meat, Eggs, Panko Breadcrumbs, and the Veggie/Herb/Stock Mixture from the freezer. Make sure all elements are incorporated but try not to overwork the meat. 

Assemble free-form Meatloaf on an ungreased cookie sheet (to help meat hold its shape).

You should end up with a rectangular loaf about two inches high. 

Photo: NK

Place a pan of water in the oven one rack below where the meatloaf will cook. This will help the top of the Meatloaf not to crack on top. Baste Meatloaf all over with the Glazing Sauce (don't double dip your basting brush so you can use any remaining sauce to serve with cooked meatloaf). 

Cook about 1 hour and 10 minutes, basting meatloaf again at about midway through cook time. Take Meatloaf out of the oven and let rest in the pan 7 minutes tented with foil.

Slice, and serve with any leftover sauce.



Enjoy!